So I've decided to be honest about the Teenie thing...
a. I never liked her. I like little dogs, but she was the devil.
b. She died about... (i have no idea how many years ago)
c. Jill and I just decided to pretend we are sad about it.
d. We forgot to have the candle light vigil we planned for her.
e. And I don't feel bad about it.
f. But i really really REALLY want a puppy.
g. If anyone knows of an apartment that allows pets, let me know.
h. I will move there tomorrow. :)
2 comments:
I wouldn't trust you with a puppy.
you are a sick mu fu.
I'm glad you finally came clean. For the record (in heaven mostly) i did love Teenie.
ps and i'm glad you didn't tell me about this blog when you wrote it. i loved finding it as a surprise...
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